fredag, oktober 29, 2004

spärrvakten

Vi tjuvlyssnade på den andra spärrvaktens telefonsamtal (vi hörde givetvis bara ena sidan av samtalet).

-there is something wrong there. I don’t know what it is but something is
seriously wrong with you.

-No...

-No...

-But thats not right. You can’t be depressed because you can’t fuck that girl. Maybe if you haven’t had sex for three months but not after two weeks.

-What?

-You can always find somebody else.

-What?

-Well...like me for instance..

-No, I’m not gay either but I’m not afraid to explore my sexuality.

-No..no..thats fine with me...

Och, i viss, begränsad, utsträckning hade han rätt. Men jag skulle ha haft mycket svårt att hålla mig för skratt.